Scream Banzai! and leap down into brutal combat

You leap down feet first and hit the biggest one in the face and you both go sprawling, arms akimbo. You hop to your feet just in time to get tackled by another of those vile bastards. It knocks the wind out of you and then he is on top of you swinging wildly. After a couple of blows to the head you start to feel a queer detachment to the whole thing. Deep down you know you have to get him off of you so you:

1. Kick out with your legs to throw him off
2. Hump him up in the air with your legs then roll him off
3. Reach up and grab his windpipe in your fingers and smash it
4. Start pummeling his crotch with punches
5. Gouge his eyes with your straining fingers
6. Grab a stick close to your hand and stab him in the face with it