Score some dope in the parking lot

You notice a red squirrel maiden is selling baggies of something in the parking lot and you sure want to get high. You want up to the rodent and ask what four bucks can buy. It nets you a third gram of dark green brown nugget. You don't even know what it is. You take it home and smoke it. It's poisoned. All the fluids in your body dry up. They find you mummified and doubled over on the couch. You never should come back there.

The End