
You want so bad to be on that Emerald Isle where first there was green! Where once your great idol, Saint Patrick, came, and drove out the snakes, and liberated all the peoples from the tyranny of old! To meet leprechauns, pixies, brownies, and fae! Red-heads, raven-haired beauties, pints of Guinness, and fauns! Yes, to Éire, to olde Ireland!
It can be done, you suppose, and it is just a matter of saving, keeping track of your expenses, and being disciplined. It's going to take a lot of cancelled luxuries to get the cash together, but you have faith in the righteousness of this pilgrimage. Indeed, so strong is your faith that one day, after a long, strong rain, you witness a bright rainbow across the sky, and see that it ends in your back yard! You rush out to praise the miracle, only to discover a pot of gold awaits! Begorrah and good grace! Each coin is imprinted with the mark of South Field, that territory of The Other Side.
With just a few handfuls of the gold cashed in with a local buyer, you now have enough for a ticket and lodgings in luxury hotel! You can see the sites in style! All that is left is pack your bags and depart!