Run outside to beat some ass
You haul ass outside screaming "Your fucking dead you goddess damned piece of shit!". You are in the front yard confronting not one, but a group of angry looking red necks. It's the season of Presidential election and yours is the only property on the block that does not have a Vote for Gerald Ellon poster on the lawn. The big muscular wide guy in the black shirt is they're spokesman. He says if you don't like freedom you can just get the fuck off the block like all the other faggots who tried to push a liberal agenda here. Get a Ellon sign up TODAY or get the fuck out of here you pinko commie Moslem faggot.
- tell them they can shove a bald Eagle up they're asses
- apologize for your lazyness, say you will get a sign today and thanks for being patriots to let me know about it
- challenge the leader to a fight
- run back inside and lock the door
- attack them all
- submit but then call up some like minded friends to defend the property