You leave a brown trail behind you as you sprint off. You see a truck going by with it's flat bed down. You run and dive into the flat bed. Shit sprays. You have landed in a truck load of potting soil. You remove your pants shirt and underwear and let them fly out onto the road. You open a sack of soil and rub the shit off your ass thighs and belly with it. You fashion a outfit from potting soil sacks. You look sharp now. You sneak out at the next red light.