Roman soldiers raid the farm
This country is being invaded by marauding Romans. They swarm the farm. The farmer is speared to death. His dog bites a soldier and then is put down with a sword. They take all the grain and worthy animals. They see that you are a mutant so they spear you to death and burn you in a pile with the others.
The End
But you don't stay dead now do you? Oh no! You come back as a Talking sentient Snowman.