Rob someone for food money


You crawl out from under your bridge to threaten to beat someone up who doesn't cough up some food cash. You find a city slicker dude whose car has broke down near town and near you under bridge home. You shamble out of the woods all scarred up and scary and yell "Hey you!, give me some fuckin money!". The man runs into the trees but you catch him. You rough him up a little and steal his wallet and let him go. The little turd only has eight dollars on him but that's dinner! You walk over to the McDonald's and order a burger frys and milkshake. Meanwhile the beaten up slicker calls the police on his cell phone. He points out the under bridge home you shambled from. While walking back "home" you are arrested. Now you are sitting in jail post booking. The good part is they feed you in jail!