Guns are pretty fucking easy come by on a battle field. You pick up a rifle and head over to the opiate mobile that's making its way to the wounded G I's. You plug the driver in the head and then the guard in the passenger seat takes 14 in the chest. You get in the opiate mobile and you drive it away. You are AWOL for seven days in a heavenly haze. Such a good time. When you finally run out and make your way back to camp everyone cheers! They don't suspect a thing. They thought you where killed or caught behind enemy lines. You get a hero's welcome and everyone wants to buy you a drink. You get so hammered you pass out on the bar.