Roasted caramel coated chicken

Candy coated chicken! How fucked up, but everything here looks pretty fucked up. This is a small whole chicken with a yellow coating of caramel candy, slightly browned. Beads of blue and red candy's spot the bird. You take a bite. The thing is too sweet and the grease of the chicken has soaked into the candy coating the bird. You only manage to eat a few bites of it, nasty.