You are broke but President Liberal is sending you a monthly check for 40 bucks as part of his economic stimulus plan. You have been writing a symphony as sheet music on the backs of all those bills you keep getting in the mail and not paying. Once a month you get that check and you rent an orchestral instrument for a week and you record your symphony on your old 8 track tape recorder. You have to bounce a lot of tracks and take a day or two to more or less learn the instrument and your good. Your symphony, Santa Magic Village, an Ode is coming along fantastic! It actually sounds professionally recorded.