Ramsey Colroy wrote for far out wizard magazine from 1998-2002. Here is a typical Colroy Article. He is also a music producer in CreepyTown. He is the man behind the compilation CD The Creepy Town music scene disc one.
Andrew McFing's opening act was Chetts Wallace whose act is based on his southern accent. Chets sucked, but the audience was O K with him. after all he was saying dirty words in a redneck voice.
Next up McFing. He came out with a quick stride, all wired, you could tell by looking at his. There was a chilled six pack of beer in the stage table for him. He blazed through it in eight minutes while his cocaine eyes shined like headlights.
"You!", He points a finger at the midget in the front row. "You! Fucking midget. You little bastard. People who are low to the ground have low intentions! (Here a mild chuckle is the only positive audience response of the night). " Yeah get the fuck out of here and that that squirrel you shit stained by shoving up your ass with you asshole. HEY! Did you not hear me non human life forms? Fuck you get out. McFing splashed them with his last beer. The enraged midget rushes the stage. Two huge thick bouncers who got high with McFing earlier drag the midget out, the squirrel following close warbling angry chitters. It became clear his who act was merely a drunken coke raged fat spew. A heavy insulting attack on the audience. During the course of his show he made a pregnant lady run out of the joint crying. He got into a few shouting matches. He demanded more beers and chugged them throwing the empty bottles recklessly. Boo's where roaring back at him by the time he finished his "act". McFing departed with bouncers holding back angry drunks from trying to beat him up. The whole world was a better place when he gave up cocaine and stand up comedy.