Raise money for the church


You sell flowers, wash windows at stop lights. Dumpster dive. Gather bottles all to raise money for the cult. You sell bootleg copies of The Audio Bibliography of Andrew McFing. You average around 3-6 bucks a weak gathered. Not enough. The leader is pissed. He says you must bring them three hundred bucks next month or you will be the next human sacrifice.

That chills your blood.

  1. rob a bank
  2. steal things out of cars and sell them
  3. donate for medical experiments to raise more cash up
  4. Warm your blood with some vodka
  5. break into a random house late at night killing everyone but one sacrificial victim
  6. home invasion donation collection time