Pronoia

Pronoia, a term coined by Rob Breszny for all we know, is the misleading and wonderfully absurb idea that everything and everyone in the Universe is out to help you.

I tried this with a speeding bullet and surprisingly, it works famously.

However, you should be careful to NEVER under ANY circumstances trust The Squirrel, nor the Sock Puppet Anti-Defamation Alliance, nor any others on the Great Big List of Those Who Are Up To No Good.

Pronoiacs are often heard to exclaim "It's all good!" But this is obviously a Logickal Phallus-y since we all know that Repickled Sea Cucumber is often quite bad.

A word to the wise.

Thee suspicion that the Universe is a cosmic conspiracy operating on your behalf... understanding of which facilitate's Thee Cosmic Giggle

⤓ Pronoia by the Mcfing6