President Liberal bans the anti squirrel termination team

It's all over the news. President Liberal has ordered the end of all rodent assassination squads as he calls them. At first this angers you because the pay is good and you need your job. But it works out good. He hires the layed off squirrel killers to join up on his door to door bible confiscation team. You sign right up.

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