You roll eleven standard sized joints, smoking one and packing the rest in a air tight plastic case that fits you in your jacket pocket. Gun ready, smokes are go. You are getting really high off this Uglavarian Kush. Lime green with purple, mauve and scarlet bits. You stare out the window while smoking the delicious joint to nothing. You open the door and throw the roach into the driving winds. You see your asshole neighbor Sigal Hasterson driving home and pulling into his drive way a few houses down. That little prick. You hope one of those purple bolts fries his ass. He waits in the car probably hoping this crazy storm will lighten up for a mad dash for the door. Suddenly a purple bolt strikes his car! The car explodes into a fire ball. The doors blown open. You stare in shock as Sigal struggles his seat belt off and runs flaming out of the car. He attempts the stop drop and roll but he is really blazing and he stops moving. Laying there smoking like a charcoal grill.