You continue to flip through the channels, alternating between wanking just enough to be ready for the real thing and trying to focus on finding quality entertainment. Minutes go by, but there is nothing on these basic channels. There must be something hot playing, on one of these networks, somewhere. You start to worry, clicking up, higher and higher-- static! silence! black screens! There has to be something!
Your heart flutters as you realize the batteries on the remote control have died, stranding you on some strange channel you've never seen before. Static flicks in and out, teasing you with flashes of skin, hard bodies rocking up into each other. Your eyes go out of focus as you find your rhythm, throbbing all over with excitement at this fresh material. It is like nothing you've ever seen before.