Pony Rose

Once a homocidal, liquor-guzzling cheerleader, Pony Rose's life changed dramatically after a near death experience in which she encountered the Goddess of Romantic Ideal. The Goddess said "Why, Pony Rose, it's not your time to die. You're still young and hot. You should rock the world with some totally bitchin' folk tunes, baby."

Since her experience, this is exactly what she has done, transforming herself into the sweet angelic creature you see on stage today belting out hits like "I'll Do Anything For Love (Even That)," "Conquer Capitalism With A Kiss And A Cuddle," and "Legalize The Floating Flower."

It is rumored that Pony Rose was once married to Danny Chaoflux. Mere speculation of this has inspired forty three different theme websites, the greedy eyes of The Corporate Egegrores watches this with interest.