Plunge the hat over the next spitter's head

Now you are really pissed. You sing more anti-Christian lyrics loud and proud. You recognize famous guitarist vocalist for Kill Party member Rex Havoc. Havoc walks right up and spits into your hat, crowning with a long green yellow snot rocket. People are already filming Rex with cell phones as they track all famous folks like that nowadays. You pick up the hat and you squish it down hard over his head so hard it covers his eyes. Rex yells "I'll fucking kill you for that loser!". He throws a hook that misses you and you shove him into a street corner garbage can. He sprawls over it getting all sorts of filth clinging to this seven hundred leather coat. He is up with a snarl and running after you, but he slips on a used condom and he falls to the pavement. As he is getting back up you kick him in the face. His nose breaks and blood flies. He gets up and runs away crying! Its all on YouTube within thirty minutes and Rex Havoc is a laughing stock!