Piss on him while he's down

This fucker needs to be humiliated not just hurt. You stroll over unzip and let go with the yellow flow. You drench him with stinky morning first piss. You think it is funny. But a neighbor kid sees this and video records it on his cell phone. Sure enough later that evening he has posted it to YouTube with your name and address. You are humiliated by this. People you work with make snide posts about your penis size.

1. revenge against that fucking kid
2. black oily rain begins to fall
3. Sigal uses the video to sue you
4. Sign a billion year contract with the Pseudo-Scientologists because you get a free smart phone as part of the deal
5. you try to get humiliating vids of your co-workers for revenge