Software giant behind internet filters for people with specialized reality tunnels. Christian presets for no porn or bad language, liberal pre-sets for no positive gun storys, Vegitable Rights presets for news and web sites that appeal to these people. Behind the scenes he has also risen from being a spam assassin to being a spam warlord. He brought spam to cell phones, makeing people have to hear short commercials before they can call out, or receive calls. Currantly his crack team of invaders is working on a way to spam the wet net. His wicked brother Carl Lawrance is working on a Dream Spam system to advertise things you don't want over what would have been a normal dream. Some people say that Piper Lawrance and his family are working for the Great Alarm.