Phil

Phil is five foot eight, he is a Virgotarious. He still believes in Santa Claus and star shaped sugar cookies. Phil likes awkward cute nerdy intellectual girls with shy breasts. Phil likes driving his high speed rocket powered mophead about town in disguise. Phil likes Taco Pop. Later in his career we discover Phil likes hard drugs and cluster fucks.

"I collect pianos. They are expensive, but each one has it's own personality that comes through in the songs", Phil, January 2 2009