One last dick trick

You are performing at a Batmitzva that was booked early on. This girl worked really hard for this day and she requested that a dick trick performer come to the celebration and entertain everyone with his bizarre antics.

You performing your routines and the audience is really enjoying them. Its odd how people often forget that it is a filthy penis but adopt it as if it were a performing seal or perhaps a dog or pony.

You are really enjoying yourself. Maybe cause its your last show? The whimsy of feedback and laughing of the party have made you forget that this is your last show or why.

There is a silence. The party splits in two and you gaze at the Five Penis Man who stands before you with a samurai sword, he sneaks up so fast that all you really see is the sword in his hand and your dick on the floor.

It does not even hurt until you see it on the floor and the red hose of blood pulsing down your leg.