Offer the face a bite of your sandwich

You offer the face a bite of your sandwich. The beak snaps up the whole thing. Along with the last digits of two of your fingers. You jump up howling with pain. But then you realize it don't hurt at all. It feels good! You look down to see that all your fingers are just fine. You are just seeing things. You have discovered that combing Taco Pop and Cultspread creates a new kinda drug that maybe only you knows about!