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Day one in hell is all paperwork. You have to sign off for thousands of dirty acts that landed you here. Over and over again you have to sign. But this beats being burned to a pulped, reformed and then frozen naked then beaten with ball peen hammers. And that's just the alarm clock. You don't mind 24 hours signing papers without a break or a soda so much compared to whats going to follow.

• 1 Here's where you will be staying most of the time
• 2 punishment number 1 of 9344923492349329432493492349249320423
• 3 You have some explaining to do
• 4 appeal your sentence
• 5 call in sick to hell
• 6 its Red hook metal hook day!