You stay away now that you showed the balls to get away with stealing the squirrel's nuts and live to brag about it. But you brag too much and word gets back to the crafty rodents. They invade your home through holes in the ceiling. They chew the wires of your house's electrical system causing the place to catch on fire. You barely get out alive, your hair is burned into a singed dreadlock of melted main.
The house and all your own inside it are a total loss.