The people are pointing rudely at you and laughing as a symphony of farts and sprays of shit begin filling your shorts. Some are using cell phones to capture video of your humiliation. The gas and shit is building up so fast that there is a deep explosion as your pants and underwear burst away and a great brown wetness flies out in all directions soaking the jeering crowd. People are gagging and puking. One lady left her wailing baby behind in its brown dripping carrier as she runs. Take that, crowd!