You call 911 and explain that you arrived late for work to find your boss and 14 co-workers had all been murdered. This was the first of a series of seven workplace massacres before the serial killer Bunt Nastings was killed in a firefight with police. You get hero status. Lots of Tv appearances. A mildly successful book ghostwritten in your name about the experience. Free breakfast for a year at the Viking Faire restaurant. All this for doing nothing more heroic then discovering a mass murder and making a phone call. Good times!