Natives greet you outside, part of the price of ticket

As you and the rest leave the ship a line of native Poldaki people are lined up naked on either side to great. You have seen a couple of these exotic aliens at the circus but now you are close enough to smell the sweet fruity scent of they're blue skin. The ladies hug you close as you go down the line. Emo girl has chosen the left side of the line and she is hugging sinewy sexy naked blue men with perfect shell shaped penis heads that squish against her. Things are going well until a rebel band of tribal poldaki's raid. You are shot by a small slender dart that is dipped in three kinds of bug venom. You howl in pain. It feels like burning corrosive acid is dissolving your blood stream. You cannot stand. Screaming in the worse pain you have ever known. You hear the sounds of stabbing and shooting. High pitched battle howls and death rattles as you curl up vomiting and gurgling screams through the bile froth.