Mope Kinelly. Well known for his wavy spiral perm all of blond and red. His massive mole that he named "Buckeye". A mole he fondles and acts likes its the sexiest thing ever. On his reality TV show Cry Me A River there's scenes of maybe up and coming emo-goth kids of both genders licking, even sucking that over sized mole to try to earn his favor. A proud asshole. Cold hearted greedy and sexually perverse. He wears custom made suits of the softest silk and the loudest colors. But the public loves his shit. They eat it up seven P M every Thursday after Who wants to murder and death row inmate?