Mean bullies from Moloch County do a raid on Santa Magic Village
It is a normal thing for mean bullies in small groups in Moloch to cross County line to fuck with Libreville citizens. They tend to beat folks up, steal or break shit. Tonight a truck load of Moloch bad mullets have come to Santa Magic Village for a raid. You and Bruce are drinking on the porch when this beat up ford truck swerves into your yard, it's spinning it's tires doing a lawn job. You stand up in a rage and pick up a metal folding chair. You fling it as hard as you can. It hits the windshield and the glass erupts into a spiderweb of cracks!
Its on. These drunk rednecks have come to fuck others up, they feel it's not right for they're shit to get fucked with. The truck pulls up so close it hits the porch at a low speed, nearly pitching you and Bruce off of it. Four truck doors open as four big assholes get out yelling obscenity's at you and Bruce. "Distract them!", says Bruce as he rushes inside the trailer. You grab Bruce's folding chair. You swing it into the first fucker who tries to climb up onto the porch. A loud pang sounds and the mullet-head sprawls out onto the lawn holding his bloody face. "Get the fuck out of here you stupid versions of fecal matter!", You bark at them. The three mullets remaining are all rushing the porch from different angles. You swing the chair low with all you have a let it go. The chair trips the first porch climber and he falls hard slamming his chin onto the porch. The chair tumbles end over end into another invading mullet man, but this time the impact is mild. The other mullet is on you now, swinging his meaty fists. You dodge and get a couple moderately successful punches in. Then Bruce is back out the door with his shotgun. He shoots the mullet you are fighting with in the leg, his leg breaks to pieces from the knee down. Bruce spins the gun and fires again, a mullet is blown to pieces along with the fucker's head. The other two break and run. You give the dented in folding chair one more fling, but miss. Bruce fires three rounds into the truck as it pulls away without dude's friends. Dude gets away but he looks like he took some buckshot first.
The cops arrive soon. They take the mullets, you and Bruce into custody. You had time to work your story out. The mullets are arrested but there's no charges against you and Bruce.
