McFing's quest for Thagweed

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Andrew McFing is sitting on a dock somewhere in the deep American south. He has his battered backpack in his hands. He opens it and starts pulling out objects, laying them on the dock. A mostly finished bottle of high velocity Mexican wine. Some change. A couple chipped and cracked white pills. A barely discernible dragon on the fronts. A couple shirts, and ragged mud stained pair of blue jeans. A handful of small colorful rocks he had gathered in his wanderings. He opened the wine bottle and he took a couple painful sips. Warm and awful tasting. It fermented sweat three mostly used up lighters. A couple candles. Then he brings out a notebook. He opens the book while taking a longer sip of gross wine. The first nine pages of this notebook are the names of different drugs. Everything from Absinthe Zydone. Nearly all the drugs have checks beside them to indicate the ones he has experimented with. Many exotic drugs like Yope, yage' and cane toad venom where checked off. The first one unchecked he circled boldly. Thagweed! A legendary herb you can only score in dream lands. He had to try it. just had too.

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McFing traveled far and wide looking for a thagweed contact. Months rolled by. Then he by chance saw Motely Howe in a Canadian bar. Motely was hammered. Drunk as hell and alone in the corner. He shook his head with disbelief when McFing sat on the other side of the table with a fresh pitcher of beer. They poured glasses and talked. McFing told Mots that he was looking for Thagweed. "You can only get that is Dreamlands". Said Motley over his third glass of McFing financed drink. It can't be brought out of a dream like a few other things can. You have to go there and score direct" , Motely added.