Manifesto and ideology

The 2012 Genital Erection

On the Left Side President Liberal

Going for a second four year term. His record so far, a quick Utopia year and a half, followed by a horrible depletion of public funding and endless stalemate battles over every single triffel with the OFTL party. The public funded orchestras dried up all over the states. All the promises of legal weed and freedom for Poldaki People he back tracked on. Until even his party begins to wonder if there even is a "lesser of two evils". He now claims he never promised the country "Universal weed care".

On the plus side he now allows cousins to marry and there is a the average American worker makes a extra four bux a week.


On the Right Side OFTL Billionaire Gerald Ellon

Known to be worth over seventy Billion dollars and owner of what may well be the world's biggest ego. Gerald Ellon is running on the Not on My watch slogan. Here's some of the changes to this nation he says he will fulfill WHEN he is elected:

  1. Debt Redemption Program. People owning more then 500 dollars to a medical or other business for more then one year have to work off the debt. Payed at four dollars an hour they are kept in stockaids on company grounds. Food and lodging is to be taken from earned debt redemption wages. "Grow up and learn some responsibility American!".
  2. Privatization of all government functions as no bid contracted by the Billionaire in Chief.
  3. Stopping Satan's evil One world religion by forcing the entire world to become Christian.
  4. Special camps to house homosexuals where they cannot "harm the children anymore.
  5. The Bully's rights Protection Act.

Ellon is spending 8 billion of his own dollars and a grand total of 400 billion from corporations churches, sheeple, and sinsiter foreign powers to defeat President Liberal. When a press member said this was enough money to feed all the hungry people in the world forever he answered. "Fuck the poor people".