So you are on tour now. Going town to town, spaceport to spaceport. So people can hear and see the oldest man in the universe! You are making lots of cash this way. Sadly, there's a popular trend of killing famous people to make one self famous. That's what happens to you. While speaking on one of the seven massive space stations circling Pluto a man suddenly stands up and vaporizes you head with a high powered watch/gun. As he is dog piled down he bellows in victory. "I wilkes Lamast have killed the You so now I'm famous!!