You make the chunkiest version of food in a can out there. The can comes with a special industrial looking straw that assists the partaker to suck the stuff up. You actually need to chew it down just a little. Great tasting stuff! This product becomes the single best selling food in the world. You have cleared 33 million the first year and 3 billion the second. You live in a series of sprawling mansions. You can a large concubine. You own 23 luxury cars.