Lord Cupcake Face

Cupcake Face

• Savage Warlord and vastly rich for producing the finest oils made from human babies in the known world. Many claim he got his power from an entity called He who walks in the Secret Hour. The natural born babies of his domain are not converted into precious baby oil but they are taken away from they're parents at a young age to be trained into warriors. They raid local settlements and bring back resources and captured babies and Women to stock the "Baby Mill" in the center of the city. They say that his penis is a golden yellow twinkie. Many want to eat his face and penis but all who have tried have died. His sword flashes like a lightning bolt, deep into the vitals out and back maybe in the eye this time. He is the fastest swordsman in the known world. Able to block arrows with a sword that was sheathed when he heard the twang of the bow string and know exactly where to block the arrows coming at him from the almost silent woooosh of the wind sound. He has read and studied the Heckcromonicon and he is resistant to low level magic attacks.