You look mean and sinister. You going threw a girlfriend every three months or so. You get tired of they're bitching and kick them to the curb. Except for this older one. She is a little saggy but she has her own business and she can support you and keep you in beer so you shack up with her. You are bored with her though and you don't dare cheat and get caught or its back to your parents or worse, to the woods.