Did you ever see a Lassie go this way and that way? Sadly you see Lassie after Lassie going THAT way. Towards the all tattoos and piercing goth rappers with synthetically enlarged and mega piercing covered cocks. If you won't steal my paycheck for crack money you did not apply. Sadly today's Lassies are far from traditional.
You Can't hardly speak a full sentence let alone rap. And twenty grand for a over sized meat trophy, you can't afford that kinda of bling. Gothic? You kinda dig that though. You get a series of Celtic knotwork tattoo's and you wear a kilt everywhere you go. But with ghoulish white make up and black Celtic rune eye lining and lip stick. Little good it does you. Lassie's are not interested. Lad's don't want none. Only sexless gender-neutrals are finding you lickable. Damn this twisted modern world. Damn this wicked internet!