Linda Hearse

She's the one playing that cheap ass GreatValue space20 synth. One of OSK, which is Bony Orlando's backing band. She is also a false eye lash model and professional turtle trainer.

As of 2012 she is working on her first solo album. When asked for a description she says she has no idea. She says a three eye noodle rose from her plate in a dream and told her she must record a solo album and name it Crunch Castle Downs. That was is mid 2011. Since then she has written the chorus to the first song but still lacks verse melody and harmony. She says she is taking her time and doing it right. Re writing the lyrics daily and almost throwing out the days work. A perfectionist. She has a short series of synth bass lines and lead hooks worked out. She also has a vague idea of a album cover, involving her naked covered with sand and a shell covering up most of her face. Or maybe a blue sea shell on a top's back. Or perhaps a grassy empty field with her name upside down.