Life in Awdis

Ah life in Awdis. A place of both mild summers and winters. A flowery kingdom only seventeen miles in diameter. One of the many break away republics who forget what country is was they broke away from. You are fucking you wife constantly. You are working at the cattle factory. You have a small home and seven pet flowers whom your wife loves with wild abandon. Life is alright. Better then it was in the states.

Life in Awdis by the Mcfing Experience

  1. a rouge soldier collector is searching for you
  2. meat drugs
  3. one of your pet flowers is sick
  4. become a renown doctor here
  5. you are a meat farmer now
  6. Uglavaria launches a military campaign to take Awdis back