Learn how to light people's smokes using your dick and a customized lighter

You're a star.

You can stretch your 'rection to insane lengths. You have a lighter penis piercing you can flip out and with a stern shake the flame ignites. You are always fast to light up a ladies smoke! With the penis-head so near her face as she bends forwards to catch a fire. It gets you sooo much attention! You're a big hit at parties!

You end up doing a cameo appearance in the film Avadicktar2. Soon you doing cameos in pretty much all the pornos filmed this year. Hundred and hundreds of appearances. You are paid well, sucked off on camera, and you become a super famous person despite having only fifty minutes film time total in eighty movies.

Your fame grows, your penis has fans, your penis gets letters.

  1. You get into porn using the nickname "The elephant man"
  2. You answer every letter, even the hate letters with your pen attachment
  3. start a tit fuck photo album
  4. You get into porn using the nickname "The elephant man"
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