A trailer park living drunk poor band from Santa Magic Village. They are popular in the run down village and they sometimes gig other towns in Infictive County.

The band is two cousins who share the same trailer, with a sometimes back-up friend on bass.
"We would improvise songs while drinking beers every night. That's when Bruce thought up our name the Kirk Rice 5. There's only two of us and neither is named Kirk Rice is the joke."
Tom Wells during a May 7, 2008 interview for someone or another
[Meet The Kirk Rice Five]
- ⤓ Street jam