Fuck it! You kill the engine of your dissolving car jalopy and you just collapse across the front seat. The boat car effortlessly floats to shore. You thought it was the end but this is just the beginning! Victory by giving up. It works for you every time time. You give up on making money and you find twenty and fifty dollar bills on the ground every time you go for a walk. You give up on love and you have the most wonderful girlfriend there is on this side of the multiverse. You give up on God and you Win Win Win
The End