Jurassic Action in "Cretaceous Actually"
Technically, yes, these dinosaurs lived during the Cretaceous period. They may not have had rocket powers and super cars. We do not know for sure at this point in time.
Jurassic Action focuses her internal dino-chi energy, letting the power of her thousand ancestors flood to her flat feet. She stamps thrice, throwing her head back in a great roar.
JURASSIC ACTION: "Rocket Triceratops Action!"
T. Rexmillions waggles his bloated pink tongue at the now rocket-powered Jurassic Action, a growling laugh erupting from his vast belly as he kicks the forward throttle of his SD Terror Santo LL into overdrive.
The jungle trembles and shudders.
Jurassic keeps her platinum-plated horns forward as she leans the full bulk of her form in a zagging motion, burning all of her internal reserves of dino-chi in a wild pursuit of the meat-mad Rexmillions. Great trees fall and burn in her wake, her speed ever increasing.
T. REXMILLIONS: "You will burn out before I will, Action! My super-car is powered by the remains of your ancestors! HA HA HA!"
His words barely reach Jurassic's ears as she flies forward in one great burst of energy, her plated horns ripping into the rear end of the vaunted Terror Santo. Rexmillions waves his arms frantically, unable to reach the now active emergency control wheel; he can only listen as the internal mind of the car reports, in a sad bleating voice, that the car must turn in the next twenty, nineteen, eighteen, seventeen, twelve, ten, three...
Jurassic Action's horns pull free of the rear as it flies from the edge of the Doom Cliff, the final boundary of the high plateau that her tribe had once called home. The roaring scream of T. Rexmillions and final destruction of the Terror Santo echo loud through the jungles above and below.
She feels no satisfaction in this revenge. Looking over the edge, she laments that it will not bring back her tribe.
