June Action in "Action Scene for William Dozier"

What's this, Gentle Readers? Could it be Sneedley Snipe, that swaggering rapscallion, is again engaged in some scandalous criminal enterprise? This time at the CENTRAL DIAMOND REPOSITORY, temporary home of the rare BLUE-NOSE DIAMOND OF SAMOA?

SNEEDLEY SNIPE: "Haw haw haw! With the Blue-Nose Diamond of Samoa, I will be able to build a TIME LASER to cut through the very fabric of history!"

SNIPE GOON #1: "Like a time machine, huh, Mister Snipe?"

SNEEDLEY SNIPE: "No mere time machine, simpleton! I, Sneedley Snipe, will become the MASTER OF TIME, and I will CUT IT TO MY SPECIFICATIONS! Haw HAW HAW!"

Is this to be the end of history as we know it? Will we all soon be governed by an empire of Crime and Corruption? But wait! From the skylight above! There she is, that glimmer of hope, a ray of light that just may prove blinding to Sneedley Snipe!

SNIPE GOON #1: "JUNE ACTION!"

SNEEDLEY SNIPE: "Don't just stand there gawking! Get her!"

BAM! POW! BOOF! KIRK!

JUNE ACTION: "Looks like you're out of time, Sneedley!"

SNEEDLEY SNIPE: "Haw HAW HAW! You may have stopped me from capturing the diamond, but I have all the time in the world!"

BLIP! ZIP! POOF!

SERGEANT PURE: "Begorrah! How did Snipe do that, Miss Action?"

JUNE ACTION: "That is a mystery we will need to solve later, Sergeant Pure. For now, we'll just count ourselves lucky that the Blue-Nose Diamond of Samoa is safe and secure for delivery in the morning."

SERGEANT PURE: "Aye!"