Jail (place card)

This is probably where you belong, all things considered, but these charges they've laid on you are totally trumped up. It isn't fair that you're stuck here in a cell for 1d6 turns, losing -1d6 happiness per turn, just waiting to be released. Plus they "misplace" 1-3 random objects in the lock-up, never to be returned to you! Damn!

(As this is a Place card, other players may visit you in jail and laugh your predicament to gain +2 happiness. Fuckers.)