You have been out of work awhile now. Unemployment benefits have reached they're end. You look for work all over and you finally get on as a department store Santa. This will keep you off the streets for a little. Its only two and a half weeks until xmass comes and you are layed off however. Dealing with all the crying, screaming, or bratty kids is no joy. But usually once or twice a day a embarrassed mom will slip you a tip of some five or time dollars to compensate for a really bad kid. That's great because you don't get payed for two weeks. You are able to get a burger n frys after work with the money. You get some phone numbers from a few sexy moms you have the illusion that you are good with kids.