You don't want to get blamed for a violent jailhouse killing, you need to get out of here before too much time passes so you can ask that Asian lady out again, and murder Sigal Hastursson of course. Your cell mate will be good practice for murdering Sigal, because you don't want to get arrested for that either. Plus, there's no doubt that murdering two bigger and stronger men will make you more sexually attractive to the lady in some imperceptible way, so she'll definitely say yes this time.