All you can see is this glorious golden light. But then a dark shape appears in it. A black cross surrounded by this wonderful light. The cross is gliding slowly closer. It lightens to a soft brown then to a flesh tone. It's Jesus! The cross forms into a grinning Jesus with his arms stretched out wide. But then you realize this is NOT a grin! Its a open mouth full of sharp fangs. You recoil but not fast enough. Jesus lashes forwards and catches you with his arms. Its like being squeezed by steel cables attached to a couple large trucks. Your body breaks and your inside spurt out as Jesus eats your heart and brains with greedy mindless animals chomps and slurps.
The End