Improvised weapons

⤓ Outside the tiny brick bookstore a spontaneous war was fought, people grabbed improvised weapons to kill their former co-workers in a steaming afternoon of time ripple deranged madness. A man puts another man into an arm lock and he uses a stop sign to pound the dude's head in over and over again. Another man is lighting a pile of McDonald's Happy Meal toys, melting them into a flaming torch with which he ignites passers-by. But this torcher of humans is run down by a big redneck in a huge truck. Children are throwing bricks down from rooftops, doing massive damage to people below. Now a lady is pushing a shopping cart loaded with burning soiled diapers into the alley where some gunmen are holed up. The burning stench brings them out like roaches after a raid cloud hits em, she opens fire with her ak-47, driving they've damaged bodies back into the alley. But that's not all. People are running down the street trying to burn each other with aerosol cans and lighters. In a nearby shop, a wizened Asian man with a golden nose ring is using a power-sander to sharpen the edges of a hubcap in order to hurl it into others and cut them badly.

Not far from this a frizzy-haired pale man is trying to suffocate a police officer with a thick wedge of cellophane.

Here is a huge stout man, with massively thick arms who is being shot at by four teenage bespectacled geeks with typical nerd feel about them, they do not aim well and meanwhile the man is grabbing smaller bystanders and holding them in front of himself as human shields, two bystanders at a time even.