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Your favorite show, A Paranoid Cop is going to come on after this round of commercials you get settled in this strange easey chair and adjust it just right, with footrest up and the chair tilted back, you feel like you are an astronaught ready to launch into C G I visuals that will rock your world. Only problem is, the message comes out that A Paranoid Cop has been cancelled due to lack of viewers and they are showing Miss Slaphead reruns instead for the rest of the season, fucking hell hell hell!